In case you forgot...

So today I made Emily and Corbin soup for lunch and placed their bowls on the table. Apparently, Corbin grabbed his and took it to the living room for a picnic on his blanket. Well when Emily saw this she assumed I had handed it to him. So she then came to me in the kitchen and in a very annoyed voice she throws her hands up in the air and says "Mommy, did you forget you have TWO kids?? I want soup too!"

Girls will be Boys

So Snack has come to the conclusion if he play wrestles and buys toy guns for Corbin, he will quit wanting to be like his sister and play dress up, want to have tea parties and fight over the pink candy because he is determined to get it before Emily can have it. Well it has actually managed to help someone find their inner boy and too my shock it's my girly girl daughter. I'm not quite sure, but I think she may have a future UFC career. She can punch and kick like no ones business. Seriously I am thinking of getting her a job as a preschool bouncer or scheduling her some cage fights or something. She has also taken to "hunting" with the guns. She has the stance and the lingo. So one day she was carrying around her pint size rifle, ready to take care of some business and went to Snack and in a voice straight out of Clint Eastwood movie she asks him "So where's that woman that you married"
Where does she get this shit??? Man she seriously cracks me up!!
Oh and by the way Corbin just really loves his sister, but he is still all boy. (read below) He also loves trains, firetrucks, big trucks, batman, breaking his sisters toys, attempting death defying stunts, and a little girl named Lidia ♥
Also I would like to add that no one cares that Emily is playing with guns and wrestling, but Corbin is not supposed to play with his sister's toys??? Please, Genderize much??

Catching Up

So I haven't written anything in 3 years and after rereading my old post and laughing to myself I decided maybe I should start again. I would of probably forgotten most of these moments if I hadn't written about them. So let's play catch up.

Corbin is now 3 and obsessed with the word "weina". He knows I hate him using that word, so everytime he does I give him the "Mommy look of death" (any mom, or kid for that matter, knows this look. It's the look you give with your eyes that makes your kids absolutely freeze in place, hair stands on their neck and a cold chill run downs their spine. If you are a parent and don't have one of these looks yet.. start practicing it now. I like to practice it on my husband, it apparently works with him too.) So back to my story, he says "weina", I give him the look, and he quickly busts into song singing "Osca Maya Weina" (He's not that great with his R's yet.) He is quite the trouble maker, he also likes to repeat daddy words. They involve 4 letters. He is also a ladies man, has an adorable smile and is really freakin cute so he thinks he can get away with all this. Works on other ladies, not so much me.

Emily is 15 drop the the one but don't tell her that. She really thinks she is soo mature now that she is 5. She has mastered a fake laugh and eye rolling and cartwheels. I am proud of the cart wheels, not so much the other two. I really don't know where she gets it.. what?? from me??.. I don't do that (fake laugh, eye roll) haha. She's really not that bad, but she is growing up so fast. She is very smart though and a really sweet little girl.

So now that we are caught up, I am going to try very hard to blog more. :)