Surprise!

Today we had 3 bike cops sitting on the corner of our street with radar guns trying to catch people speeding. Well my little sweetie comes in the house, opens the fridge, takes out 1 container of applesauce and asks me for a baggie and string so he can wrap it up and give it to the cops as a "surprise present". It takes me at least 10 minutes to convince him we don't need to give the cops a present. I try telling him that it's only 1 applesauce and 3 cops and I try telling him they aren't hungry, but nothing seems to work. He was just really confused and kept asking me "They don't eat?" poor little guy. Maybe I should of just let him give it to them. But I kind of picture me approaching with a mysterious white bag and them taking me down movie style while Corbin watches on in horror. I finally just convinced him to eat the applesauce, which he of course did.

Innie or Outie?

Emily is very excited about our trip to San Antonio, so she is asking a million questions. She wanted to know all about the Riverwalk and what was there. So I tell her restaurants, shops, even a Mall. She says "A mall?" thinks a moment then asks "is it an outlet mall or an inlet one?"
She cracks me up.

Story time

The other day I took Corbin to the Library for story time. Let me set the scene.. lots of kids on the floor... lots of moms on the floor and in chairs.. Corbin and I in the center... Librarian reading a story and surprisingly quiet for a room full of kids. OK so it had been raining off and on all day. On the way in I got pretty wet from the drizzle while getting everything out of the car. So we are sitting through story time and Corbin decides to climb in my lap, he stops and starts patting at my jeans (around the ankle area but apparently all the same to him) then he not so quietly states... "uh oh, you pee peed your yourself" he is totally serious and very concerned about my "accident". Oops. Thank goodness it had been raining or all those Mom's would seriously think I had some issues.